There once was this guy named steve.
Steve was a simple man, key word being was.
that all changed when he used a super expired Pepto Bismol. He now has the power to be superfast. He spots a bank robbery taking place, he should
[[intervien and stop the robbers]]
[[Just go about his buisness the police can handle it]]He rushed to bank as a bus speeds by, he walks in saying," hey fellas why don't you get a job?". Just he says that one of the robbers points his gun and shoots, just as that happens steve
[[goes super fast and moves the bullets to the side]]
[[ Doesn't notice]]
[[ goes super fast and points the bullet in the direction of the other robbers]]He just walked away and as he did he was hit a bus, the robbers turned out to be terrorist aliens, and now the apocalypse has begun.
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(align:"=><=")[The Lazy Ending]He dodges and says," hey guys gun saftey is no joke" while he runs along the walls and
[[trips]]
[[creates a small tornado]]
[[creates a big tornado]]Steve doesn't notice the gun and get's shot up like a chump, which then causes the robbers to susceed but it turnes out that they were alien terrorists and then the apocalypse begins.
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(align:"=><=")[The Chump Ending]HE then speeds to the other guns and lights a cigarette saying," I may have just lit this cigarette but you guys are the ones getting smoked.
As he goes to look for some form of identification he notices a blue substance, he fells the texture and stickyness of it, almost as if it was... blood. Suddenly one of them gets up and he grab them by the throat and ask what they are and why they are here. The robber's reply is very vague but he
[[understands and knows what to do next]]
[[doesn't understand and drops it]]as he trips he messes up his ankle and crashes through building, this makes him upset and decides to never go fast again.
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(align:"=><=")[The Flash Ending ]He makes a small manageable tornado which saves the day
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(align:"=><=")[The Hero Ending ]He makes a big tornado which sweeps up everyone and destroys a big part of the city, he feels bad and decides to never play hero again
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(align:"=><=")[The Wooooooooshhhhhhh Ending ]He finds out that the robbers are Aliens and decides to persue.
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(align:"=><=")[The Edge Lord Ending ]He has no idea what's going on and goes about his life.
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